Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Biker Wisdom

If you are a biker or just want to be, here are some great motorcycle cool sayings I thought you might like. Some of them you may have heard before.

  • Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
  • Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience.
  • The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
  • If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
  • Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
  • The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
  • Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
  • Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
  • Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
  • Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
  • One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
  • Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
  • Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
  • Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
  • People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
  • The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
  • A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
  • Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
  • If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
  • There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
  • Along ride can clear your mind; restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
  • If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
  • Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
  • Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
  • You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
  • Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
  • There are two types of people in this world; people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they did.
  • Life begins at the end of the off ramp.
If you have any cool motorcyle motos you would like to share, drop me a comment.


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