Biker Wisdom

If you are a biker or just want to be, here are some great motorcycle cool sayings I thought you might like. Some of them you may have heard before.

• Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
• Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience.
• The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
• If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
• Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
• The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
• Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
• Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
• Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
• Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
• One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
• Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
• Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
• Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
• People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
• The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
• A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
• Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
• If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
• There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
• Along ride can clear your mind; restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
• If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
• Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
• Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
• You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
• Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
• There are two types of people in this world; people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they did.
• Life begins at the end of the off ramp.

If you have any cool motorcyle motos you would like to share, drop me a comment.

Pappy